Some people like to call snowboarding a sport, but if you are a snowboarder then you know better. There isn't a single aspect of your life that isn't touched by the influences of the shred, from the music pumping through your Skullcandy headphones to the clothes you wear. As the old saying goes, "looking good, feeling good"! That said, here is a new feature we like to call "Fashion Smashin'".
So you think you're flossing on the hill with your new skinnys or your big ol' gangsta gown or your tie-dye tee? Well, you're not. We caught a few looks from summer camps around the world and got our very own in-house fashion critic to do her worst: hailing from NYC, Amy the Wolf is truer than true and will destroy all trends. The Wolf devours all, including bones and your little ego, so watch out you don't get caught in her chops, bitches.
Did you get attacked by killer queen bees? Is that why you have those illin’ shredded dingleberries hanging off your first layer or did you spend last summer tailoring grandma's rug into a tank top?
Damn son, where do I start? I’m not sure if I want to hang out with you or kill you. The gloves are pervy but I think your 7XL rainbow cut-off polo shirt is pretty sweet. Maybe you could use it to create a magical day-glo fort large enough to protect Rainbow Bright and all 22 Care Bears.
Yer done in this town, man, fuhgeddaboudit. What I’m really trying to do is name an ice-cream flavor inspired by the skier dude in the back with the camera. Sorbet neon dreams, baby, two scoops please.
Damn, those Cindy Lauper legs just took me back to 1985 and the big hair days of MTV.... I’m not feelin this look but I can’t really lean into this chick too much, cuz she slays on snow and she definitely has mad pop.
Wow, a stalking predator bobcat. Maybe you should concentrate on grabbing your board’s tail instead and take those ridiculous matching arm-warmers off. Save the outfit for Halloween because you look like a gay or a drunken Brit on a ski holiday.
Whoa………..did anyone see that mushroom cloud over there? Man, it just turned into a bearded lady riding a unicorn....siiiiickk!
That’s cool you ride around with bedding for clothing but can you just stop smiling for a second and take your pants off so I can use your gold satin Lil Wayne leg cuff as my sleeping bag?
Rocking a back pack is mad annoying. What are they good for if you can just sew your car keys and chap-stick into your headband?
Check out Amy's blog here!
Words by Amy the Wolf
Pics by Andres Quintana, Greg Miller and Alexis de Tarade